I have decided that today is the day for a throwback Friday fashion day. This is a day where I bring to you some of the latest fashions and trends so y’all ninjas can be lookin’ fly as fuck walking down the street.
Suggestion Number 1: EXCO gear.
UrbanDictionary definition for EXCO – “Exco is the gayest most welfare clothing brand ever created…People that wear exco are dirty ass poor kids that have a mom on disability and their dads are complete bastards”
Therefore since it’s the gayest company ever created, it’s probs one of the coolest, most legit hip companies around. Here’s some flicks of their merch.
The Exco Bulldog gives you that whole trailer trash, I can't afford the real brand name, but grungy cool hip look
27 is so legit
Suggestion #2: Shop only at Stitches: The Hot Spot
UrbanDictionary Definition: Clothing store! Cheap n’ GOOD. GANGSTA “PONY-TAIL” WEAR-
-“yo boiz, let’s roll over to Stitches for some hot new threads.”
They started the whole Exco trend. You can even buy some Sketchers shoes there. For all you ladies, they sell top of the line micro micro micro mini skirts. For all you fellas they sell jeans that make each of your legs look like boxes. Holla.
If you’re lucky you might turn out like this.
Suggestion #3: Randy River/R2
You know that shirt that Ricky wears on the Trailer Park Boys? The one that’s blue with a dragon ball on the front of it? Yeah, that one. Randy River brings you that shit, on a day to day type tip. It used to be ugly, but what was once ugly (spandex, pants up to your belly button) we all know know will eventually be cool. Rand River, I forsee a comeback in malls world wide
Brash statement of the day: This will be cool in a year. Where can you buy it? Randy River of course.
There you have it. An airport lounge post. My first. Plus you have a fashion booklet to guide your future shops. Next Fashion Friday – pregnant teens. We’ll show you how you can still be trendy and preggos.